Garbage Phan Kids are the Phish inspired parody of Garbage Pail Kids that you’ve always wanted but never knew you needed. 

Gritty, grimy, oftentimes slimy, uncouth, boorish, and everything tour-ish, itchy, bitchy, and unequivocally phishy; we’re your favorite notorious characters inspired by all things Phish and Phish tour. 

Whether you’re a wook, a crook, or go phishing by the book, we’ve got a sticker you’ll adore…if you can bear to look.