About

Garbage Phan Kids are the Phish inspired parody of Garbage Pail Kids that you’ve always wanted but never knew you needed. 

Gritty, grimy, oftentimes slimy, uncouth, boorish, and everything tour-ish, itchy, bitchy, and unequivocally phishy; we’re your favorite notorious characters inspired by all things Phish and Phish tour. 

Whether you’re a wook, a crook, or go phishing by the book, we’ve got a sticker you’ll adore…if you can bear to look.